We'll be Live Blogging the VMAs straight from the heart of the party, NYC. Hilarity shall ensue as we contemplate the similarities between GaGa and Caster Semenya (chicks with dicks?).
Follow along after the jump-
8:10 - Pre-show thoughts so far: Gaga can't move her neck. That Jim reporter guy and perky tweet girl need to go. And eeww, Penis Wench sighting before the break.
8:21 - Buzz Aldrin, more like Buzz Kill. Taylor Lautner likes Taylor Swift, so he's probably gay.
8:27 - Alicia Keys is dateless once again. Lipstick Lesbian?
8:38 - Kristin Cavallari is a slutty bitch, and evidently too hot to form complete sentences.
8:40 - Jermaine Jackson is creepy lego man.
8:45 - Tweet whore confirmed our thoughts that Shakira stole P!nk's dress.
8:51 - It's ironic Ashley Greene is talking about fashion since she doesn't like clothes. Check these pics out.
9:05 - Madonna is still kinda hot. Why is Penis Wrench getting a close up?
9:15 - Janet looks pissed. Maybe she's mad at the guy that couldn't do the smooth criminal dip.
9:17 - Katy Perry has cameltoe.
9:18 - So does Russell Brand.
9:22 - What the Freak! Taylor Swift needs to die, or it'll be the death of rock as we know it.
9:24 - We agree Kanye! Taylor Swift sucks.
9:30 - Leighton Meester just got stuffed.
9:34 - Why is Billy Joe Armstrong wearing pixie pants?
9:39 - Well Taylor Swift is neither country, or as sucky as Kanye thinks.
9:46 - Dear Russell Brand, can we get together and celebrate the theme of love later?!? Love, Miss Chrissy
9:48 - Sick, Penis Wench gets the honor of introducing GaGa?!? Blasphemy!
9:53 - GaGa's performance was instantly more badass with the addition of blood.
10:03 - No one wants to win this award for fear of the wrath of Kanye.
10:04 - Britney Spears looked about 75% sane. Good job, Daddy Spears.
10:06 - Katy Perry has a party cup! (Green Day feels so irrelevant, I want to booze, too.)
10:30 - The teenyboppers have launched their attack on Kanye.
10:37 - Why isn't Heads Will Roll nominated? MTV needs to pick up the pace.
10:49 - Digging the Kid Cudi snippet
11:12 - Beyonce = Class Act. Not only does she invent the shaking vag dance, but she lets Taylor Swift do handle the fake gratitude.
11:28 - Jay-Z cleaned it all up.
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