Dear God, No...

I have heard a rumor that Limp Bizkit is recording a new album.  Why?  Can't Obama do something to save us?  I need to hear another Limp Bizkit song like I need the clap.  

Why did Limp Bizkit ever even matter?  All I seem to remember of them is the image of a fat dude standing on top of a giant toilet.  Oh, and that George Michael cover.  Does that mean all Limp Bizkit fans secretly want to be George Michael fans? 

But it's not right to insult the handicapped, and Fred Durst clearly is burdened by a small dick (NSFW), so I'll stop bashing him... for now.  

- Tommy Blunt