Sunday, July 26, 2009

Declaration of Icky Thump

The Declaration of Icky Thump


On the historic night of Friday July 24th 2009, amidst four chemical enhancements, Tommy Blunt and Miss Chrissy concocted the scheme to save Rock N’ Roll …and help improve their Saturday nights.  The answer:  IckyThump

Why is IckyThump.com so outrageously awesome?  Because we say it is.  Duh.  We are going to find, supply, and define the new era of Rock by supplying content to feed our collective culture’s need for ridicule and trash.  

 

We are:  Tommy Blunt is the President, Miss Chrissy is VP. 


We like:  Money, sex, drugs, rock n roll, cheeseburgers, disregarding social norms, and pointing out the feebleness of others that don’t adhere to our same mentality. 


We hate:  Pete Wentz, Rush Limbaugh, work, authority (aside from our own), bar bills, committed relationships, foreplay, and corporate music.  Also and obviously, anything that deters rock n roll.


 

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